The translation project is making progress... some 50% translated already... that's fun...
I just hacked up a mIRC script for #livejournal on Dalnet... that is triggered with !linkme username... the output for my username would be...
My journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sleepy or http://sleepy.livejournal.com/
My profile: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=sleepy&mode=full
My friends: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sleepy/friends
My calendar: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sleepy/calendar
My memories: http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sleepy
My to-do list: http://www.livejournal.com/todo/?user=sleepy
... a 5 minute hack...