Bill Gates dies and goes to hell where he is greeted by Satan. "Welcome, Mr. Gates, I've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. All your life you have been selfish, greedy and a big liar. Since I'm in a good mood, I'll be generous and offer you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Gates to an enormous lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
Then he takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by hungry lions.
Finally, he takes him to a small room. Inside the room is a gorgeous, young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. Looking around the room Bill spots a PC in the corner and, without hesitation, tells Satan that this is his choice of option.
Accepting his choice, Satan allows Bill to enter the room and then locks the door after him. Turning around, Satan bumps in Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates," Lucifer cried. "Why did you allow him to have the best place of all?"
Snickering, Satan replied, "That's what everyone thinks. The bottle has a hole in it and the girl doesn't."
"Well, what about the PC?" asked Lucifer.
"It's got Windows 95 and it's missing three keys," Satan said, laughing.
"Which three?" asked Lucifer.
"Ctl, Alt, Delete!"